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The Strange and Obscure obsession of Spitgourmetphilia

A VERY OLD AND SECRET SEX ACT

WHAT’S HAPPENING AT THE POLITICAL MEETING GATHERINGS AND AT THE WHITE HOUSE?

THE STRANGE OBSESSION OF SPITGOURMETPHILIA IS PUTTING A NEW TWIST TO A VERY OLD, BUT DANGEROUS OBSESSION

THE VERY OLD SEX ACT OF HAVING SEX WITH ANIMALS BY THE FAITHFUL OF YAHWISM AND CHRISTIANS IS RARELY DISCUSSED. SO IS SPITGOURMETPHILIA HARDELY EVER DISCUSSED AND WE ARE THE FIRST TO BRING IT TO THE OPEN

An obsession that transmits the belief in a person to spit into the food of dignitaries, especially royals and politicals. Spitgorumetphiliacs believe that their spit imparts good health and long life to those partaking of his spitting. A Spitgorumetphiliac usually works in quietness not revealing to others about his abnormal urge of spitting into the food of others. Spitgormetphiliacs are usually found at public events, public kitchens, in churches and church gatherings, McDonald outlets, presidential kitchens such as at the White House. Especially at Presidential campaigns where food is being offered to the political elites, the Spitgourmethphiliacs become active and secretly spit into soups, sauces, creams, jellies, etc., thinking thereby he will bring special luck and good fortune to the politicians in charge and those running the place. He firmly believes his spit will impart power and good fortune to the politicians. He is rarely detected, due to his skill in operating at a proper given moment in seclusion, secluded areas, and hustle and bustles in kitchens.  He is rarely caught ever, and when caught the whole matter is pulled underneath the carpet in order not to create embarrassment to the royals and elites and their Skirthangers. Usually the Spitgourmetphiliac derives his obsession from the Bible and it seems to be typical Yahwist and Christian obsessions not found in other cultures. It has close connection with the Pissagainstthewall obsession described in the Bible which seems to impart special power to the urine performer and eternal structural strength to the constructions. Edifices such as the Jerusalem Temple would thus be heavenly guarded and strengthened by its votaries pissing against the wall. It is from there the expression ”Holy Piss” has its origin.The spectacle is clearly seen when Goyim politicians stand before the Wailing Wall performing the Piss Ritual to everyone´s enjoyment. The Guru of the Spitgourmetphiliacs is predominantly Jesus Christ who himself seems to have been obsessed with spitting on all occasions as is so well openly described in the Christian New Testament. The Bible could therefore be called the ”Spit Book” or ”Holy Bible Spit Book”. No other holy book can match this spitting mania by Jesus Christ, his Apostles, and devout followers. It was in running competition with the snake handling rituals of the Christians declared at Mark 16:18 where Christians must handle poisonous snakes and survive in order to prove that he truly and surely is a Chistian, well deserving as belonging to the Elect crowd.  Within Christendom Spitgourmetphiliacs are predominatly hiding inside Scofieldite, Pentecostal, and Evangelical churches. Many of these sneak into the plush kitchens of the elites to secretly carry out their spit operations. Some believe that this was the case when the White House was stricken by Coronavirus, Covid 19. These epidemics have launched a whole new danger zone of especially grave character as Spitgourmetphiliacs are so difficult to catch and due to the Jesus Christ habit of spitting people in their faces is accepted as a great Miracle within the Christian churches.

Spitgourmetphilia can be described as a form of Phallicism. A Deep Throat operation.

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