Ditlieb Felderer Fully Open Letter With A Timely Warning To Donald Trump Not To Handle Snakes
GOING FULL THROAT BUT ALREADY STUCK AT THE OUTSIDE
Dear Donald Trump,
Before me I have a picture with you inside some Christian Church with a group of Faithful to the Lord hanging onto your skirt and in this way fulfilling timely Bible prophecy (Zechariah 8:23).
I am afraid of you just standing there with almost blind eyes not realizing the dire circumstances you are in.
Are you calmly just standing there inside a snake worshipping church? I don´t know. Too many people have died in handling snakes and God hasn´t come to the rescue and with coffin handlers ready to carry next body to the Funeral Home for lucrative gain.
The Bible commands Christians to handle poisonous snakes and nothing will happen to them. This you find in the monumental Bible text of Mark 16:18. But the fact is you are still alive. You are a fortunate man and God is truly with you rescuing you for certain death of snake poisoning.
You are right masks won´t help you against snake bites. And when going to church masks of course don´t help against snake bites even though God is with you.
So what to do? I have been told snakes don´t like rubber. So I suggest you immediately invent a huge condom. Get into it and you are safe in any Christian church. It will be a huge success with sales now into the millions.
In this way both Proselytes and the Faithful can frolic around inside the church in full glory and ecstasy, well protected from any injurious snake bite.
Sanctus, sanctus, sanctus, Dominus Deus Sabaoth. Pleni sunt coeli et terra Gloria tua. Hosanna in excelsis. Benedictus qui venit in nomine Domini.
Sincerely and always ready for the sneaky snakes,