The Battle of Yoga Pants intensifies

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THE BATTLE OF YOGA PANTS INTENSIFIES

HOW SOON WILL THE LORD JESUS CHRIST COME BACK

What Ditlieb Felderer has called THE BATTLE OF YOGA PANTS or the YOGA PANTS WAR intensifies as Churches get stuck with kids wearing them to Church.

Some Church members want them forbidden to be worn to Church, others don’t mind them feeling them refreshing and a boost away from the old atmosphere.

If this YOGA PANTS WAR continues, Ditlieb Felderer, fears there will be expulsions and separations of Churches. Those for, and those against. Just like to old famous Bush Junior slogan, ‘For Or Against’, also that one found in our Bible.

Some Church members of the Orthodox type complain that if men wear them it might show the shapes of an Erection and this may arouse the female members and distract them away from the saving sweet Salvation our our Lord Jesus Christ. They want nothing of seductiveness at Church.

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